Having fun isn't for me

I can't remember the last I actually had fun. It so happens that whenever I am about to have a good time, something goes wrong and I end up being in a pathetic mood instead. It's like when Barney said "When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead." but right the other way round... When I am having fun, I stop having fun and be sad instead. TRUE STORY!
So what basically made me write this was because my dad was being not so cool. There was an invite from this relative of ours' to her son's Bratabandha party. And it is huge for all I know. And I am excited to go to the party and all. Suddenly out of no-fricking-where my dad decides to ditch the party. "If you want to go, you may go... But I won't be going to that thing!" ,he says. And then it gets me worried because someone will have to stay with him at home (even though he acts like he is totally cool with himself being alone at home). Mom decides to go, my brother has to go to drop her and pick her up from the party and I am the odd one out.
The same happens with me every time I decide to go and meet some one or go to a get together. Usually dad or mom is in a bad mood the day I have to go some place. It's like it isn't in my fate to have fun. Whatever it is, I know one thing for sure... If I ever get to go away from this place to some place very distant, swear to god I will be the happiest man on the face of the Earth :) Until then SHEERIO!